Funny things about William....

William has so many hysterical quirks that I figured I needed to share them with you who don't have the pleasure of being around him all day every day!

*He pronounces milk "MYUCK" and tells you "hot" if he doesn't hear the microwave go off before you give it to him

*He refuses to call Patrick "Daddy"....if you ask him to say "Daddy" he will only say "Papa" and laugh

*He thinks "lawn mower" is "lawn more" and signs 'more' every time he says it.

*He tells me "ow" (ouch) every time I go over a bump in the road or some railroad tracks and "uh oh" whenever my right tires hit the reflectors

*He renamed his blanket from "BB" to "Ooh Ahh" after the monkeys Ooh and Ahh on the Disney Channel. Whenever I call it BB he points to it, laughs, and corrects me: "ooh ahh"

*He's obsessed with Blues Clues. Whenever he sees a paw print of any kind (blue or otherwise) he screams "Boo Coo"

*Thanks to Blues Clues, he's also obsessed with the mail. He wants to check it multiple times a day

*If you ask him something like "Who wants to go to the park?" or "Who wants fruit snacks?" he'll raise his hand and shout "Meeeeeee!"

*If I don't let him help me cook he gets very upset. His favorite part is stirring whatever's on the stove

*Patrick used to play the HoogaBooga game with him, where he'd grab his arms and walk him around saying hoogabooga as if he was a monster. Now, if you tell him to go hoogabooga someone he'll put his arms out, chase after them, and tickle them....his tickles hurt!

*He still pronounces 'cracker' and 'tractor' as "crack whore"...we're working on it

*He cannot have a grilled cheese sandwich without soup (or "bit") to dip it in

*"Bit" used to be "bite" (but he changed it) and now "bit" means anything I can dip my food in, especially ketchup

*No one is allowed to feed William anything in a bowl but William. Period. End of story.

*He misses Nonnie's oatmeal raisin cookies...***hint hint*** =)